30.10.24

WHYY ARE GAY PEOPLE LIKE THAT ARGGHGHHGGGHAEAGRERZAGAAAHA THIS IS MEANT TO BE A COMEDYYY HELP!!! HELP ME!!! HEEELP!!!
OH AND WATCH OUT! WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS SPOILERS AHEAD!

so today was normal. i went to college, came back, experienced the horror that is the first bus from college, packed in like sardines and all that.
What We Do In The Shadows. vampires. stupid vampires. totally gay vampires. today i watched the ep that came out yesterday. with my fam cos they all love it too. whyyyy was it like that. i loved it. it was brilliant. nadja n lazlo matching colours n fits even tho they r wearing styles from completely diff eras. peak. i love them
Nandor n Guillermo however are goin to KILL ME i SWEAR to GOD. i mean, look at this. drunk guillermo waltzing into the house?

okayyy omg.
when he was with all his coworkers and having Fun and being Happy with nandor looking in STARING at him WISTFULLY??????

just kill me omg okay i get it. that vampire is gay as helll n he dont even realise who he's gay forrr ughhh.
then when guillermo had to fire nandor???

guillermo didnt even want him there when he shoved himnself into being janitor and now hes is UPSET about firing him, he could BARELYYY bring himself to do it!!!!! oh my god!!!!! and this is like the first time guillermo called Nandor by his name!!!!?? and the handshake??????? nandor goes to do a NORMAL handshake and guillermo gives him typical stiff odd nandor handshake!!!??

the power is crazyyy i dont know what to make of this!! help!! help!! help!! sos!!sos!! im not okay!!! the gay people who have never even kissed are acting like exes who still have feelings for eachother helppp!!!

and wait holy shit when guillermo is going on abt how they were like a perfect fit or some shit i actually was silently losing my mindd graahhhhhh why r gay ppl so devious helppp ugh girllll im not okay.

also omg i found this new band today n they r soooo me. the song up there is one of theirs. like, the album cover, a bunch of rabbits? sooo me. they r spanish? great. love. so am i lets go. they r called los piratas?? the pirates?? babes u KNOW im a sucker for pirates. they make fun music n i love em! go listen to more of their songs! yes you! they r gud!!